Who dat there gonna beat them Saints!!!! We won the SUPERBOWL!!!!!!- Kim Kardashian tweeted this shortly after boyfriend Reggie Bush and the New Orleans Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts to win the Super Bowl last night.  I just have one simple question:  Who is 'We'? 

  

No, your eyes are not deceiving you.  The Kim Kardashian race car is the real deal.  She is literally everywhere and simply can't be stopped...




Bush & The Tush are grabbing headlines in Miami.  Where will Kim turn up next?

  

Now that LT is all but gone, the next Chargers player jettisoned will undoubtedly be Shawne "Lights Out" Merriman.  The oft-injured Merriman's productivity has been way down and he will almost certainly be shown the door at some point during the next couple of months.    

It will be strange seeing both LT and Merriman in different uniforms next season, but it's the right thing to do.  The skills of the franchise's two most recognizable players have clearly diminished and it's time to move on...

  

The LT Era in San Diego is officially over.  Barring a miracle (e.g. Tomlinson agreeing to decrease/eliminate a $2 million March 2010 roster bonus and play for about $900,000 next season), the face of the San Diego Chargers for nearly a decade will be moving on.  My guess: look for LT to play one or two more years in San Francisco or possibly for Bill Bellicheat in New England... 

  

Sorry LeBron and Dwyane Wade...Monta Ellis is the most dynamic player in the league. Ever since Stephen Jackson was dealt to the Bobcats earlier this season, Monta Ellis has been beyond belief. 

Playing with basically a D-league team around him because of injuries, Ellis is one man wrecking crew in Golden State and stuffs the stat sheet night after night.  Monta's spectaular play hasn't translated into very many victories, but he is just a pleasure to watch.

 

 

 

  

The Charger Girls don't have much to cheer about these days, but there still is a lot going on in the sports world...

Number of healthy non-Developmental League players able to suit up for the Golden State Warriors : Surprisingly, the decrepit carcass of Devean George is one of the five. Not so surprisingly, the Warriors possess a 12-27 record and are one of the worst teams in the NBA.

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Total number of wins new Buffalo Bills head coach Chan Gailey will have before being fired : The coaching carousel is alive and well in the NFL.  We’re somewhat startled that Dan Henning wasn’t dusted off and hired to coach the Bills.

Number of field goals missed by Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding on Sunday : Despite being the most accurate kicker in regular season history with an accuracy rate of .872, Kaeding has been beyond abomindable throughout his entire career in the playoffs.

People in San Diego who are thrilled about head coach Norv Turner’s new three year contract extension : Norv and his wife are the only two. That’s it. Coming off a 13-3 season we suppose an extension was inevitable, but Norvie is about as exciting and inspirational as a quart of rancid milk.

As in there is a 1% chance Gilbert Arenas will play again this season : After pleading guilty to a felony gun charge on Friday, Agent Zero is expected to be suspended for the remainder of the year by NBA Commissioner David Stern.  If Arenas sees the court during the second half of the season it will be a minor miracle.

  

Best Baller: Phillip Rivers



Counting off the field exploits, Tom Brady wins this award hands down. After knocking up hottie Bridget Moynahan, Brady did the same to model Giselle Bundchen and now has two young sons (John and Ben) destined to face each other in a future Super Bowl. On the gridiron, Brady returned from a devastating knee injury and has thrown for 4200 yards and 28 TD's. Not too shabby, but not good enough.

While Drew Brees and Peyton Manning also have turned in superb seasons, we're giving the inaugural Best Baller Award to Phillip Rivers of the San Diego Chargers. Rivers has led the Bolts to ten straight victories and has 4155 passing yards and 27 TD's on the season. Oh, and he's only thrown 9 interceptions despite an injury depleted offensive line that has been shaky most of the year.


Biggest Bust: Jay Cutler




Michael Vick made his triumphant return to the NFL this season and has ten times as many splinters in his ass as touchdowns. While there is no doubt that Vick has been a bust, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid certainly hasn't given Vick much of an opportunity to play.

Conversely, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler did have an opportunity to play and his performance has been putrid. Although he played well last night against Minnesota, Cutler has tossed more interceptions than anyone in the league. To make matters worse, the petulant Cutler has been significantly outperformed by the guy (Kyle Orton) he was traded for back in April. For the most part, it has been a nightmare season for Cutler, but at least he can now put the Biggest Bust trophy on his mantle. So he has that going for him...which is nice.


Coach of the Year: Norv Turner



When the San Diego Chargers started the season at 2-3, the vast majority of fans not only wanted Turner to be fired but to be thrown off the Coronado Bridge as well. However, these thoughts are all but a distant memory right now as the Bolts moved to 12-3 after annihilating the Tennessee Titans Friday night. Sean Payton and Jim Caldwell were strongly considered for the Coach of the Year Award, but nobody deserves it more than Norval Eugene Turner. Congrats on winning this very prestigious award Norvie, but if you run 5'5" Darren Sproles up the middle on short yardage one more time we might be taking on a little drive over to Coronado. You've been warned.



Original post appeared on Gunaxin.com

  

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This is Mindy Lawton or as she is better known...Tiger Woods Mistress #5.  Mindy works at a Perkins Restaurant in Florida.  Isn't it inevitable that Woods will be on Oprah Winfrey's couch by the end of the week talking about his sex addiction?  I'm sure media whore, Dr. Drew Pinsky, will also be making an appearance on the show.  Shortly thereafter, Woods will check into the same rehabilitation facility that treated David Duchovny for his addiction earlier this year. 

This has been today's edition of As The Sports World Turns.  Tune in tomorrow when Mistress #47, a hostess from the Olive Garden, tells/sells her story to The National Enquirer.

 

  

 

Happy Hump Day to you from the good folks at Shawn Kemp's Kids.  As far as we know, Vida Guerra wasn't in Tiger's harem, but maybe we'll hear otherwise in the coming days. 

Click here for our thoughts about Tiger's troubles, Allen Iverson's second tour of duty with the Philadelphia 76ers, Ron Artest getting his drink on during games and the Sports Guy's basketball book.