After spending the past four days in Sin City, I'm looking forward to reconnecting with the tens of loyal and faithful readers of this blog.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Although I'm occasionally prone to hyperbole, I can now proudly boast that the San Diego Sports Guy literally has tens of readers...


The juxtaposition of beauty and gluttony is never more evident than in Vegas.  In the casinos and out at the pool, smokin' hot women could frequently be found mere feet from morbidly obese ladies tipping the scales at three bills plus (not that there is anything wrong with that)...


My inner-Seinfeld seemed to be in overdrive as time and time again I couldn't help but ask myself, "Who are these people?" Whether it was the parents toting their elementary school age kids around the casino at 1:00 a.m. or those waiting at the back of a line the length of a football field at 1:45 a.m. to get into a club, or the semi-comatose septuagenarians barely able to sit on their stools playing the slots late into the night.  I could go on and on...    
 

When in Vegas I always try to see at least one show.  This time it was Ka, the Cirque du Soleil show playing at the MGM.  If I had never seen a Cirque show before, I probably would have been awestruck.  However, during the first half of this performance I was having a hard time staying awake.  In fact, by the hour mark I was hoping that Stacey Dash would drop down from the rafters on a trapeze to liven things up.  Come to think of it, at that point I probably would have settled for a high wire act with Christopher Knight and Eve Plumb.  Thankfully, things did pick up during the last half hour of the show and I wasn't too bitter about dropping $100 bucks per ticket...   


During the past month, a couple of the loyal and faithful have forwarded provocative pictures and one requested that I post a top ten list of hotties upon my return.   Not wanting to disappoint, I was able to put together a list in my head while making the four hour drive back to San Diego yesterday.  There may be a few omissions, but what follows will be the San Diego Sports Guy's Dashtacular Dozen.  Yes, I'm aware that Dashtacular isn't a word...yet.  However, if Webster's New Millennium Dictionary lists words like ginormous and gaydar than I believe that Dashtacular could very well make it in by the end of next year.  As far as I'm concerned, Dashtacular can be defined as - breathtaking, stunningly beautiful, and sensational in appearance.  OK, on to the inaugural Dashtacular Dozen...

12)  Natalie Gulbis - Perhaps the only reason to watch the LPGA

11)  Kerry Washington - The "poor woman's" Dash

10)  Adriana Lima - a.k.a. The future Mrs. Marko Jaric

  9)  Rhona Mitra -  Who?  Rock solid in every role

  8)  Meagan Good - So very, very good

  7)  Megan Fox -  http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080617/megan%20fox%202008%20mtv%20movie%20awards/big_2.html

  6)  Megan Mullally - Just kidding...as far as you know.  Let's put Salma Hayek here instead.

  5)  Halle Berry - Long hair, short hair, or no hair she always looks great

  4)  Jessica Alba - Gotta be in the top five

  3)  Scarlett Johansson -  Almost albino-like, but there's just something about her
 
  2)  Selita Ebanks - E what?  Here's what:  http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pr.com/upload/article_attachment_1172024985.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pr.com/article/1060&h=396&w=255&sz=69&tbnid=G2I5Say8KSQJ::&tbnh=124&tbnw=80&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dselita%2Bebanks&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image&cd=1

  1)  Stacey Dash - Come on, was there ever a doubt?