LPGA Fever, Favre Saga, My Guys Part II, & Great Prize
Rawesome!

I have a fever approaching 102 degrees this
morning courtesy of LPGA newcomer Anna Rawson. This
lanky 23 year old Australian makes Natalie Gulbis and Kim Hall look
like tomboys...
Cell Phonegate

"Ahhhh...maybe I should have used my wife's phone rather than the one the Packers gave me."
Those Are Brews not Boos!

Reader Bruce requested a full list of My Guys and
there are simply too many for one post. However, I'll
periodically add to the list that was started yesterday. Here is
another group of nine that are near and dear to my heart:
Jamario Moon - Burst onto the scene last year from near obscurity and will only get better
Shawn
Kemp - One of my all-time favorites. I'm absolutely giddy about
the prospect of a half dozen little Kemps joining the
league within the next ten to fifteen years.
Paul Pressey -
Nellie made him the first Point Forward in history and I
loved his skills. Jay Bilas loved his length.
George Gervin - There hasn't been anyone quite like the "Ice Man"
Muggsy Bogues - Couldn't take my eyes off him whenever he came into a game
Rick Mahorn - The baddest of the Bad Boys is currently tossing WNBA players around the court.
Dennis Rodman - This Bad Boy is one of the best ever on the glass.
Paul
Mokeski - If he was a foot shorter he'd just be Paul from
Accounting. However, this gentle giant was
7'0" and became one of the goofiest looking
players to ever lace 'em up. Really, has
there every been a professional athlete with a funnier
perm than Big Mo?
Randy Breuer - Just one in a long
line of pasty & plodding white big
men that Milwaukee is contractually obligated to have
on its roster. I'm probably missing a few, but off the top
of my head the Bucks have had Mokeski, Breuer, Kent
Benson, Frank Brickowski, Larry Krystkowiak, Pat Cummings, Brad Lohaus,
Joel Przybilla, and now Jake Voskuhl. I'm pretty sure the 7'3"
Breuer missed more shots inside of 3 feet than any player in the
history of basketball. Why he refused to dunk the ball will
forever be a mystery to me. Back in the day,
I was eating a burger with a couple friends at a Hardees
fast food restaurant when in walked the hopelessly gawky
Breuer after practice. Brew may have been listed at
7'3" but I have no doubt he's even taller. I mean the
guy's hair was a couple of inches from the restaurant's
ceiling (incidentally, this is the kind of information I think you
simply need to know). Normally there is chaos when a
professional athlete is out in public but nobody said
anything to him the entire time he was there. Not a
word. After he left, I really felt bad for
him. I'm sure when Brew was younger he
went to bed every night wishing he were a foot shorter.
Perhaps he still does to this day...
This Could Be Yours

The
comment leader in the clubhouse is currently Bruce
Dickinson with PrescottMD hot on his tail. I'll
be keeping track for the rest of the year and a six
month supply of cheese will be going to the person who has the
most comments. Has there ever been
a better prize for winning a contest? Good luck
to one and all...


What? No props to Fred Roberts, Dan Schayes, or Joe Wolf?
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Three more good ones...thanks! Can't believe they slipped my mind. I also can't believe that Michael Doleac hasn't had a stint on the Bucks yet. Perhaps he'll be the 12th man this season...
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Darryl Dawkins should be appearing on your "faves" list. He's got the league's all-time best nickname ("Chocolate Thunder"), and holds the NBA record for shattered backboards.
SHOW ME THE CHEESE!
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DD definitely makes the list. Best nickname? Hmmm...I'll have to give that one some thought. Chocolate Thunder is certainly in the top five. Jason "White Chocolate" Williams also deserves consideration. I'll delve into that topic at a later date.
The cheese could be headed your way, Rosey! We'll see what Bruce and the others have to say...
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I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that slick Watts didn't make the list.
Can't wait to see Chuck Muncie on the football list in a few months
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Slick Watts will be one of the next nine...guaranteed!
Muncie will be first on the football list....no doubt about it. My Charger sweatshirt with the #46 on the back is still my most prized possession!
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