Usain Bolt Quote, Names, and DWTS Update
"I don't compare myself to Michael Phillips. He's a swimmer and I'm an athlete." - Usain Bolt
You just gotta love Usain Bolt and his take on Michael "Phillips" winning eight gold medals. I don't think there is any doubt that this now becomes the quote of the year edging out Shaq's, "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste." As far as sports names are concerned, Bolt has to be #1. In fact, one of these days I'll do a little research and compile a Top 20 list. Off the top of my head I'd say that Jamario Moon, Darryl Strawberry, Dick Trickle, and Chris Moneymaker (hey, it's on ESPN every night so I'm going to call poker a sport) certainly make the cut. Let me know if you have any recommendations and I'll add them to the list...
Well, that was one reliable little birdy. The only "celebrity" of the thirteen that he missed was Rocco DiSpirito. Rocco took the place of projected final four participant, Mark McGrath, and really has no realistic shot of winning. However, now that the 8:1 McGrath is out, Misty May-Treanor has moved to 7:1. DiSpirito opened at 30:1 along with Kim Kardashian (pictured above). Also of note is that the next season of DWTS starts on September 22nd so mark your calendars...
Posted by San Diego Sports Guy at 8/26/2008 5:46 AM 
Categories: Olympics, Drew's Daily Dot Dot Dot, Boob Tube
Categories: Olympics, Drew's Daily Dot Dot Dot, Boob Tube
I demand an investigation by the SDSG into the sudden passing of Kevin Duckworth.
Oh, and you're a pussy for passing on the fantasy basketball league this year.
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Mr. Stern,
I just got back to San Diego and was saddened to hear of Mr. Duckworth's passing. During the past two days I've been busy investigating why you're trying to sweep Scott Foster's involvement in the referee scandal under the proverbial rug. You keep saying there was only one rogue ref, but the evidence on Mr. Foster is overwhelming.
From what I've read, Duck was tipping the scales at about 4 bills these days. He was always a big guy, but I have to think that Duckworth's eating habits had something to do with him checking out at such a young age. However, I will dig a little deeper to see if there is more to the story.
As far as passing on fantasy basketball is concerned, you may want to check your sources. The SDSG is planning to return for one last season. In fact, I'm going to pretty much tell you who I'll be drafting. In about six weeks I'll be listing my top 100, who I plan to select, and who I plan to avoid on the site so you'll want to keep reading...
San Diego Sports Guy
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...and an investigation into Dr. Dre's son's death. (and What exactly is Dr. Dre's medical degree or doctoral thesis?)
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DS,
I was very sorry to hear about his son's death. I'll certainly add that investigation to the list. Your question about Dre's credentials is a valid one. I've also often wondered about Dr. J, Dr. Dunkenstein (one of my all-time favorite players, Darrell Griffith), and Doc Rivers.
Stay tuned for the results of these investigations as well as one I'm finishing up regarding Kim Kardashian: Why exactly is she a celebrity? Does having a father who is the close friend/attorney of the most notorious (alleged) murderer in United States history make you a celebrity? Oh, I guess there was that tape a couple years back as well. Since I'm now a world renowned journalist, I may just have to watch it to find out what makes Kim so special.
San Diego Sports Guy
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You asked about other great sports names?
Quentin Jammer of your very own San Diego Chargers is an awesome name for a cornerback. Probably the best in current pro sports.
Dick Butkus is an all-time great name.
World B. Free was the best (and probably only) "I'll change my name to make a political statement".
And from the raunchier side, I always laughed at Ron Tugnutt.
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Definitely four good ones Wednesday Golfer! I should be able to complete the Top Twenty Names List by the weekend. I can't believe that Quentin Jammer didn't pop into my head right away. Keep 'em coming if you think of any others...
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