Best Sports Names, All-Ass Team & An Answer for McCain




As promised, here is the San Diego Sports Guy's Top Twenty Best Names in Sports History:   


1)   Usain Bolt
2)   Jamario Moon
3)   Rajon Rondo
4)   Dick Butkus
5)   Oscar Gamble  (but definitely the best afro)
6)   Quentin Jammer
7)   Bake McBride
8)   Sixto Lezcano
9)   Dick Trickle
10) Louis Lipps
11) World B. Free
12) God Shammgod (in case you don't believe it) 
13) Ron Tugnutt
14) Detlef Schrempf
15) Darryl Strawberry
16) Rollie Fingers
17) Pete LaCock 
18) Chris Moneymaker
19) Craphonso Thorpe
20) Coco Crisp 


This will likely be a fluid list, so if you can come up with a name that should crack the top twenty then let me know via comment or e-mail...







<b>Baby Got Back</b> <p> The tush has always been a gorgeous and important spot, but from Kim K. to J. Lo, stars are flaunting it more than ever. Here are some of the roundest rumps we know.

Hi, my name is Kim "The Tush" Kardashian and I'm the coach/head cheerleader of the San Diego Sports Guy's NBA All-Ass team.  A list of ten players was posted yesterday and I've decided to add three more guys to the team:  John "Hot Plate" Williams, Stanley Roberts, and Bryant "Big Country" Reeves.   There are now thirteen players and I'll be adding two more to round out the fifteen man roster very soon.  Round out...get it.  OK, here is another look at the team: 


F - Charles Barkley 
F-  Rick Mahorn 
C - Kevin Duckworth 
G - John Bagley 
G - Adrian Dantley 

B - Steve Johnson
B - Vinnie Johnson
B - Dwayne "Pearl" Washington 
B - Oliver Miller
B - Bryant "Big Country" Reeves
B - Stanley Roberts
B - John "Hot Plate" Williams

Inactive - Geoff Crompton
Inactive - ?
Inactive - ?


   


Token White Guy Bryant Reeves









John McCain questioned his opponent's qualifications in an 8/27/08 comment on this blog and here is a perfect example of why Barack Obama should be elected President of the United States on November 4th.  However, if McCain can demonstrate that he is able to lead the break better than Obama then I vow to give him my vote.  

In a stirring display of oratory skill before 80,000 people at Invesco Field in Denver, Obama laid out his plan for change.  Can he fulfill all of his promises?  Not very likely.  Half of his promises?  Probably not, but at least Obama offered some fresh ideas and made it clear that he won't accept the status quo.  When McCain & Company roll into the Twin Cities I'll be intently listening to everything they have to say.  I'll also be watching when McCain accepts the Republican nomination before what will surely be an enthusiastic crowd on the football field at Minnesota State University-Mankato...   





 
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