The next Dashtacular Dozen will be coming out in two short weeks and Megan Fox definitely will be on it once again...







I've received several e-mails from readers regarding why certain women aren't on my Dashtacular Dozen list.  Here are the Top Five Women Who Will Likely Never Make An Appearance...    


1) Angelina Jolie - Perhaps I'm being judgmental, but I just can't shake the thought of Angie wearing a necklace containing a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood.  Megan Fox reminded me of a young Angelina in the GQ interview, but there is a very good chance she'll be a permanent fixture on the list unless she starts walking around with a vial of Brian Austin Green's blood hanging around her neck.   


2) Jessica Biel - As Forrest would say, she's like a box of chocolates...you just never know what you're going to get.  Sometimes, she's stunning and other times Biel is mediocrity personified.   Rosario Dawson also falls into this category and is the ebony to Biel's ivory.       


3) Adriana Lima - In the top ten at one time, but then I found out about her engagement to Marko Jaric.  Until my least favorite basketball player is given the boot, this Brazilian beauty is out of luck.


4) Pam Anderson - Actually, I think it's Pam Anderson Lee Ritchie (Rock) Salomon.  Tim Taylor's assistant, Lisa, would have been a contender but there has been too much baggage over the years. 


5) BATWOTSDSG -  It goes without saying that the Beautiful And Talented Wife Of The San Diego Sports Guy will always be number one in my heart and mind.   Beyonce, Stacey, Leryn and the others simply pale in comparison.  However, she is a very private person and has requested that I refrain from including her on the list. 








It turns out that San Diego's favorite referee was born in Milwaukee and lived there until the age of eight.  This helps his cause a little bit, but Big Ed is still the heavy favorite to take home the Bonehead of the Week Award...












I'm not a medical doctor, but three surgeries on the same knee within a seventeen month period of time can't be good.   The Washington Wizards announced earlier today that their one hundred and eleven million dollar man, Gilbert Arenas, will now be sidelined until at least mid-December because of a third left knee procedure.  At the time Agent Zero signed the mega deal back in July I opined that it didn't make any sense.  Now, it's looking like even more of a blunder for general manager Ernie Grunfeld.  Gilbert's $500,000 backyard pool was recently finished, so I'm sure he'll be spending a lot time there recuperating over the next couple of months...