Without the point spread I'm now 44-30 and have improved to 37-34-3 versus the spread.   On to the Week 6 picks... 


Without the Spread

Chargers
New Orleans
Indianapolis
NY Jets
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
Chicago
Houston
Washington
Jacksonville
Philadelphia
Dallas
Seattle
NY Giants


Against the Spread

New England         +6               Chargers should win big, but Belichick seems to have their number  
New Orleans          -7 1/2
Baltimore               +5 1/2
Cincinnati               +6              
Carolina                 +2
Minnesota              -13 1/2
Atlanta                   +2 1/2
Miami                      +3
St. Louis                 +13 1/2
Jacksonville             +3 1/2
San Francisco          +5
Dallas                      -5 1/2
Green Bay               +3               Do you hear all the barking?  That makes 10 of 14 dogs for the week
NY Giants                 -7 1/2        
           





It has become abundantly clear that both John McCain and Barack Obama don't have the right stuff.  McCain's playbook currently consists of hail mary passes, end arounds, and flea flickers while Obama is simply trying to run out the clock with quarterback sneaks.  Americans are really in a no-win situation with less than four weeks to go until election day: one guy is throwing shit against a wall hoping something will stick and the other guy is playing a prevent defense while clinging to a five point lead.  Since there isn't a third option, right now I'm inclined to go with the candidate who doesn't have Winkie as his running mate... 







Halle Berry was just named the Sexiest Woman Alive, but will she be top babe?







Sorry Halle, you lost by a hair.  The lovely Leryn Franco is the Babe of the Week...  






Somehow Adam Jones managed to avoid being caught in the SDSG's crossfire and the Bonehead of the Week is going to Luke Walton's stalker, Stacy Elizabeth Beshear.  Only Chris Mimh would have been a less likely candidate to be stalked than Walton.   

I'm not positive, but something tells me that Browns Tight End Kellen Winslow will probably end up being the next Bonehead of the Week.  Winslow remains hospitalized with an undisclosed illness and rumors have been circulating that his testicles are currently the size of softballs.  Until this story is confirmed, I'll withhold judgment.  However, it sure sounds like Kellen dipped his pen somewhere it shouldn't have been...