Anybody who has read this blog knows that unique names intrigue me...like Beyonce for example.  However, word on the street is that Beyonce may change her name to Sasha Fierce in the near future.  Say what?  I wasn't consulted, but it doesn't sound like a very shrewd decision to me.  When the next Dashtacular Dozen comes out, don't be surprised if Beyonce/Sasha is on the outside looking in... 






While we're on the subject of names, Sarah Palin told "People" magazine that she 1) is an intellectual and 2) would name her next son Zamboni if given the opportunity.   I know for a fact that I have many intelligent, card carrying conservative readers.  Does anyone want to take a crack at persuading me that Sarah is a suitable vice-presidential candidate?  Feel free to state your case in the comments...  






A lot of people are full of hot air, but these are the Top Eleven Bloviating Buffoons:


11)  Jesse Jackson - Out of the limelight for a couple years now; Good riddance
10)  John Madden - Hasn't made an insightful point in a decade; The original Captain Obvious
9)    Rosie O'Donnell - Thankfully hasn't had a national forum to spew her nonsense for a while
8)    Peter King - Lost 75 lbs., but isn't tolerable for more than a couple minutes at a time
7)    Rush Limbaugh - Lost more than 75 lbs. and is still relying on same tired shtick 
6)    Barney Frank - Speech impediment not withstanding
5)    Nancy Pelosi -  Incompetent, shrill and out of touch; So she has that going for her which is nice
4)    Colin Cowherd - He's the smartest guy in the world...just ask him 
3)    Gloria Alred - Fingernails on a chalkboard magnified by one hundred
2)    Jim Cramer - A buffoon personified; Television show is completely unwatchable
1)    Sean Hannity - At least Rush is occasionally funny; This guy is just a humorless shill 
    
 




It's a good question:  Why would either of these guys want the job?