The Los Angeles Clippers are really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days as Mike The Plumber from "Desperate Housewives" is playing major minutes alongside Brian Skinner, Fred Jones and Mardy Collins...







Yesterday it was announced that Rodney Harrison will be the latest analyst to join Madden, Michaels, Costas, Patrick, Olbermann, Collinsworth, Barber, Bettis, King, Millen, Holmgren and Dungy on NBC's Super Bowl telecast.   Yeesh, talk about a sausage factory.  Can't NBC work something out with Fox so Jillian Barbarie-Reynolds can be a part of the broadcast?


 

 

If Jillian can't make it, perhaps Ms. Simpson is available to come in and sing a few songs.  I wouldn't even mind if she decides to wear a third belt... 

Now it's time for a special Super Bowl Edition of Would You Prefer...?  As always, Shawn Kemp will stop by to provide the correct answers at the end.  Away we go...


1)  Would You Prefer...sharing the bedroom compartment on a cross country road trip with a flatulent John Madden or being wedged between Peter King and Mike Holmgren in a king sized bed for two nights due to a lack of available hotel rooms in Tampa? 






2)  Would You Prefer...living the remainder of your life with the diminutive torso of Bob Costas and giraffe-like neck of Chris Collinsworth or being saddled with the feeble brain of Matt Millen for the duration of your existence?  




  

3)  Would You Prefer...trying to tackle Jerome Bettis coming at you with a full head of steam or trying to stop Jessica Simpson from going back to the dessert table for a fourth time?   

 Here are the correct answers according to Shawn...


1)  You couldn't pay me enough money to be the meat in that sandwich.  I'd wear a gas mask and ride the Madden Cruiser.

2)  Millen makes Isiah Thomas look like a shrewd executive.   I'll take the little body and long neck.

3)  Man, nothing wrong with a little girth.  There's more cushion for the pushin'.  Jessica all the way.