Who Gives A Rat's Ass? Nancy Pelosi Is An Abomination & A Dearth of Attractive Women Named Nancy In The World




With all of the problems in the world today, it continues to amaze me what is newsworthy and gets attention in the media.  In fact, this amazement has inspired a new feature called Who Gives A Rat's Ass?   

Can someone please explain to me why Barry Bonds is still being prosecuted? Who Gives a rat's ass that he did steroids and lied about it under oath?  Today's big story was that his urine tests were positive for anabolic steroids several years ago.  Shocking...absolutely shocking.   Just look at a picture of Bonds in his rookie year with the Pirates and one of him now.  It's obvious he was on something.  Who cares?  He's out of baseball now so just leave the guy alone.  Same goes for Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa and everybody else who was juicin'.  Enough is enough... 






Who gives a rat's ass that 23-year old Michael Phelps (or Phillips as he is affectionately known by Usain Bolt) took a hit or two at a party?  If he's doing something like that at a press conference then it's a story.  Otherwise, it's a young guy having a good time. 






Who gives a rat's ass that Christian Bale unloaded on some crew member on a movie set?  Yeah, Christian obviously has an anger management problem and the profanity laced tirade is somewhat humorous.  However, is it really worthy of so much coverage on news broadcasts from coast to coast?  Ridiculous...absolutely ridiculous.






Perhaps this picture has been slightly altered...but not by much.  Nancy Pelosi is a festering boil that needs to be excised.  Her "we won and can do whatever the hell we want" philosophy will only result in an exacerbation of the country's economic woes.

Pelosi is the early favorite for Bonehead of the Week honors for this slight exaggeration in a recent speech concerning the stimulus package.  I'm hardly a census expert, but I think she might have been off by a few zeros...





Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Grace, Nancy Lieberman...are there any attractive women named Nancy in the world?  Help me out here because the best I can do is Nancy Kerrigan circa 1994...






Here is a more recent picture of Nancy...





 
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