Dashtacular Dozen fixture, Megan Fox, is single once again as Brian Austin Green has been kicked to the curb.  Fox was quoted as saying, "the relationship had run its course." 

 

 

Well, that and she woke up one morning and realized she was with Brian Austin Green...






Hitting the Links makes its triumphant return and Joe Pesci has graciously agreed to host the festivities...


Thanks to reader Devin H. for sending this great YouTube clip of Pesci and Robert De Niro from "Casino" (definitely NSFW).  I just can't get enough of it...    


LeBron James had his infamous "Crab Dribble" several weeks ago and a Duke basketball player has taken it to an entirely new level.  Um, how can that not be traveling?  I don't know about twelve steps, but there were at least 6 or 7...


Oh what the hell, here is another one with Elmo and the real Robert De Niro.   If you're at work, you may want to close the door or wear some head phones...
 

Uh oh, my beloved Green Bay Packers don't have a prayer next season.  There is absolutely no doubt that the Vikings are headed to the Super Bowl!  Once Sage Rosenfels is officially acquired from the Texans on Friday for a 4th round pick it's all over but the shouting. 

Gus Frerotte, Tarvaris Jackson and now Rosenfels.  Adrian Peterson must be counting the days until he can flee Minnesota...






This whole "controversy" about whether Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and A-Rod deserve to be in the Hall of Fame is PREPOSTEROUS!  Of course they do.  There is absolutely no question about it.   Oh and Charlie Hustle should have been voted in five years ago.  The man had over 4,200 hits...Who Gives A Rat's Ass if he bet on baseball?  Pete Rose has suffered enough and deserves to be enshrined in Cooperstown.

If rules were broken then this should be noted in their respective exhibits.  Hell, put all four in a special Hall of Shame wing...but to ban four of the top players EVER makes no sense at all.  

Sure, HGH and other performance enhancing drugs gave A-Rod, Bonds and Mac an edge.  However, they were still phenomenal players without the juice.  A lot of guys who put up sensational numbers during the past decade were juicin'...including pitchers. 

Congressional hearings about steroids?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Sorry, I guess I've been listening to Joe Pesci a little too much lately.    Somebody...STOP THE MADNESS!!