The SDSG is TVOR

  

The inability or unwillingness of professional athletes to stay out of trouble continues to amaze me.  Guys like Pacman Jones, Michael Vick, Ron Artest, Donte' Stallworth and Jamal Lewis need someone to turn to before they make ill-fated decisions.  Clearly, the agents, managers and publicists of these players aren't doing their jobs.  The flotsam and jetsam that make up their respective posses only enable these star athletes and exacerbate problems.    

This is why I am now offering my services as The Voice Of Reason to all current and past professional athletes.  If only Travis Henry, Jason Caffey and Dave Meggett (and oh yeah, you too Shawn) had someone to counsel them before deciding to impregnate multiple women then these former professional athletes wouldn't be in the precarious financial straits that they now find themselves in.   

The shelf-life of an NFL or NBA player is almost never more than fifteen years.  In most cases it is usually five to ten.  Therefore, it is imperative for these athletes to make as much money as possible without being suspended (Vick, Jones and Artest)  or spending time in jail (Vick, Lewis and probably Stallworth).   A man of my infinite wisdom is needed and fortunately I'm only a phone call away at 1-800-IAM-TVOR...


 



 
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