I certainly wish Colin Cowherd a speedy recovery.   Tongue lacerations...ouch!  I guess Colin didn't remember what Julia Roberts said in "Pretty Women" about kissing her Johns.   

Oh wait a second... that is actually the ShamWow Guy, Vince Shlomi.  My bad, Colin.  You do kind of look like him though and come to think of it, you have also recently talked about the benefits of call girls on your show.  Remember when you defended A-Rod and other star athletes by saying in a deep and serious voice (well, at least deeper then the high pitched squeal that you usually use), "A-Rod can have sex with whoever he wants.  He isn't paying for sex.  He is paying these women to leave."  


p.s. It has been a week or so and it's almost time for Colin to go on another illogical rant about bloggers.  In late April the SDSG will be coming out with "Colin Cowherd's Mad-Libs" so keep reading.  You won't want to miss it...