Courtney Paris $64,000 Guarantee Update: Dad, Can I Have A Loan?
Now that the Sooners have been bounced from the tournament, the $64,000 question is whether Courtney Paris will pay back the cost of her scholarship to the University of Oklahoma. My guess is that she will do so. If her father, Bubba Paris, doesn't give her a loan then she can always ask teammate Alon Abisola Aristicate Ajoke Olajuwon's dad. Yes, that would be Hakeem The Dream.
Oh...something tells me that AAAA Olajuwon (or Abi for short) will be making an appearance on my best sports names list very soon...
Posted by San Diego Sports Guy at 4/5/2009 7:33 PM 
Categories: Drew's Daily Dot Dot Dot, Best Names List
Categories: Drew's Daily Dot Dot Dot, Best Names List
I saw this on Sportscenter last night...
These athletes never learn to keep their mouth shut....Paris giving Louisville that "bulletin board" material was just enough motivation to pull out that victory.
Classic example of a mouth writing a check that the ass can't cash.
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I hear what you're saying.
It's an ass that is quite enormous...and there is no disputing that fact! Courtney was in foul trouble throughout the game and didn't use that large derrière to her (or the team's) advantage. If it's any consolation, the Sooners weren't going to beat Connecticut anyway. The Huskies are just too damn good...
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