Global Warming Is Not Going Away. Damn You Eddy Curry!




Apparently it's OK to have a little junk in the trunk like Serena, Beyonce and J-Lo.  However, according to this article guys like Knicks center Eddy Curry are causing global warming: 


"... Each fat person is said to be responsible for emitting a metric ton more of climate-warming carbon dioxide per year than a thin one.  

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t means an extra BILLION METRIC TONS of CO2 a year is created, according to World Health Organization estimates of overweight people. 

The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests ..."


Eddy has certainly had a horrendous year (flattening an exercise ball by sitting on it, injury woes, salacious allegations by a former driver, lawsuits, the murder of his infant daughter and ex-girlfriend) and now this is just the icing on the proverbial cake...  













 
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  • 4/22/2009 9:21 AM J. Williams wrote:
    I see nothing wrong with a few extra pounds.

    - John "Hot Plate" Williams
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    1. 4/22/2009 10:07 AM San Diego Sports Guy wrote:

      John "Hot Plate" Williams is definitely a topic of conversation in the comment section!  Back in late August when I named my NBA All Ass team (see Category Archives in the Sidebar) it was suggested that Mr. Williams be included.  Upon further reflection, I decided that was a good idea and bounced big Geoff Crompton from the squad.  Hot Plate took his place and currently is giving the team valuable minutes off the bench as a sixth man.   Since there are only ten guys right now, I'm going to add Eddy Curry to the team as well.  Since EC has had such a rough year it's the least I can do. 
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