I swear that what I'm writing is 100% true.  Sean "Diddy" Combs has just blocked me from reading his Twitter updates.  On two of my computers I am now unable to read anything on twitter.com/iamdiddy and get the following message: 

This person has protected their updates.

I thought this blog only had nine readers but I guess there is a tenth.  It is also possible that Diddy (or someone who works for him) has read a few of these fake tweets that were posted during the past month or so.   I'll let you be the judge, but they sure seem innocuous to me. 

Part of me really wants to continue tweeting away as Diddy, but that may not be prudent.  Since none other than 50 Cent rapped about the possibility of Diddy being involved in the 1997 death of Biggie Smalls, I realize that it would probably be wise to quit while I'm ahead and steer clear of Mr. Combs.  

Chances are that I will cease and desist or risk the possibility of an untimely demise at the hands of one of Diddy's henchman (maybe the guy standing behind him in the above picture).  However, if the blog posts suddenly come to a screeching halt and I end up with a dozen bullet holes in my chest then the murder investigation should start with Diddy...