12) Troy Aikman - Most call Troy a top NFL analyst, but I call Aikman MOTO (Master Of The Obvious)

11) "Lost" - I guess it's an innovative concept for a television show, but I've never been motivated to watch 

10) Dane Cook - About 5 years ago he was somewhat funny; now the omnipresent Cook should go away

9)   NASCAR - I'm not from the South so I'm flummoxed why this "sport" is so popular 

8)   Comic books - Why anybody over thirteen reads a comic book is beyond me

7)   "The Hills" - Fewer brain cells would be lost if you watched cartoons, smoked pot & drank whiskey all day  

6)   Tobey Maguire - If there is a less impressive Hollywood "star" then I would love to know who it is

5)   Sci-fi video games - Why the Halo would anybody over the age of 25 play video games on a daily basis?

4)   "The Housewives of Atlanta/New York/OC" (or fill in the city) - What show could be less interesting?

3)   Sandra Bullock - This plain Jane earns $15-$20 million a movie? Simply baffling...

2)   The fascination with vampires - Evidently bloodcopy.com is capitalizing on this improbably hot trend

1)   Keanu Reeves -  His popularity is one of life's great mysteries; To me he will always be Ted Logan