Back when I was a kid, Polack jokes were all the rage.  Too young to know what I'm talking about?  Here is an example: 

A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Polack joke. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, "He's Polish." Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and repeated, "He's Polish." The bartender finished, "Now think about whether you want to tell that joke, because I'm Polish, too." The customer replied, "I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times."

If you like that one, here are a lot more.  Because most people are so sensitive and uptight these days it really isn't politically correct to tell these jokes anymore.  Well, I say screw it.  In honor of one of the most sought after free agents in the NBA, Marcin Gortat (nicknamed The Polish Hammer), I've come up with a new joke of my own.  Here goes:

How many Polacks would it take to convince the SDSG to watch NASCAR on television while listening to Sean Hannity on the radio?  Just two and they could convince me to do just about anything  (you'll need to click the link to see who they are)






Here is the Polish Hammer doing his J.R. Smith impression...


Sir Charles Barkley agrees that Gortat is the real deal.  Here are a couple of questions the Chuckster answered earlier today:

2)  Which free agent would be at the top of your shopping list if you were a GM?

The Turkish Jordan is number two, but #1 has to be the Polish Hammer!  That Marcin Gortat has some mad skills.  Speaking of Polish and hammering, I’m going to be hooking up with Joanna & Marta Krupa later this month.  When I’m done with those girls they aren’t going to be able to walk right for a week.

5) What do you think about the comments made by Brandon Jennings to rapper Joe Budden earlier this week?

I never even heard of Joe Budden until a few days ago.  However, I think he’s a real pussy for leaking the phone call on the internet.  If someone did that to me I’d throw him through a plate-glass window.  Jennings sure is cocky, but he hasn’t even done anything yet.  Once he’s been in the league for a few years then he can start running his mouth like me.


Chuck answers three more questions right here if you're interested...