Why so glum, Adrian?  Perhaps it's because AG's team has been beyond brutal this season.  How brutal?  Well, it's time once again for another edition of Pujols vs. The Padres.  

The San Diego Padres have now won 37 games and stolen a grand total of 38 bases.  Meanwhile in St. Louis, Albert Pujols has 34 home runs (not to mention 90 RBI, a batting average of .333 and slugging percentage of .726).  Will Pujols catch the Padres?  Stay tuned...