Back To School Pop Quiz: Pacman & The Packers




Starting quarterback and part-time porn star, Aaron Rodgers, is concerned about the lack of an experienced backup in Green Bay.  In honor of my kids returning to school tomorrow morning and the end of summer vactation, here is a short pop quiz:

1) Who should the Packers sign as an insurance policy for Rodgers?

A.  Jeff Garcia

B.  Joey Harrington

C.  A.J. Feeley

D.  None of the above...Matt Flynn is more than capable

Correct Answer:  A - Garcia is old, but still has enough left in the tank to win some games and lead the Packers to the playoffs if and when Rodgers goes down

2)  Which professional athlete is likely to be signed first? 

A.  Barry Bonds

B.  Adam "Pacman" Jones

C.  Stephon Marbury

D.  None of the above

Correct Answer:  D - None of these guys has a chance in hell of being signed.  However, it wouldn't shock me at all to see the three of them starring in a new reality show on Fox later this month.  Maybe something like "Barry, Pacman and Starbury Under One Roof".  


The rest of the 7 question pop quiz will be posted on Pacman Jonesin' bright and early tomorrow morning...
 
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