Think KKK When Filling Out Your NCAA Tournament Bracket, Colin Cowherd Getting Married Again, Andrew Bogut Is An NBA MVP Candidate & The San Diego Padres Are A Joke

It's time once again for TVOR to get a few things off his chest...



Exhibit A


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Exhibit B


A Windy City reader has informed me that Colin Cowherd is getting married again.  Apparently, Cowherd announced his engagement to "hot friend Ann" this morning on the radio. 

Perhaps Uncle Colin came to the conclusion that Ann is definitely a step up from most of the production assistants toiling away on ESPN's Bristol Connecticut campus.  When asked to confirm this theory, Cowherd replied, "Hey, when you're used to eating fillet mignon for three years, salisbury steak just isn't an option.  I mean USC is USC and Washington St. is Washington St.  No offense to Steve Phillips, but I wanted no part of the road beef he was sampling.  Ann is a keeper and I just decided it was time to take her off the market." 


March Madness is upon us.  It's NCAA Tourney Time.  Let me sum up the next couple of weeks for you:   bracket, bracket, bracket, bracket, Duke, bracket, chalk, chalk, chalk, bracket, Duke, Duke, bracket, bracket, chalk, bracket, bracket.    

That's it.  That's all you're going to be hearing until the end of the month.  OK, maybe not, but it's close.  Seriously, this year's NCAA tournament can be boiled down to one letter: K.  Just think Kentucky, Kansas, Krzyzewski and Kansas State. 

The first three K's are nearly a mortal lock.  I'm going to be rooting for Duke to get bounced in round one, but their journey to the Final Four is a virtual cake walk.  The road will be a little more bumpy for Kentucky and Kansas, but look for both of them to make the Final Four as well.  The final K? Although Syracuse is solid, I'm not completely sold.  Just hitch a ride with K-State in the West and thank me later.     

Oh, and one final K for you.  San Diego State Freshman sensation Kawhi Leonard.  Dude might be the fifth best player in the entire tournament behind Evan Turner, John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins and Cole Aldrich.   Don't sleep on the San Diego State Aztecs...


This just in: Milwaukee Bucks center Andrew Bogut is a beast.  Not only that, but he's also a legitimate NBA MVP candidate. If I had vote, this would be my ballot with less than 1/4 of the season to go:

1.  LeBron James
2.  Kevin Durant
3.  Dwyane Wade
4.  Dirk Nowitzki
5.  Kobe Bryant
6.  Carmelo Anthony
7.  Dwight Howard
8.  Steve Nash
9.  Deron Williams
10.  Carlos Boozer
11.  Josh Smith
12.  Tim Duncan
13.  Zach Randolph
14.  Amare Stoudemire
15.  Andrew Bogut

Yes, Bogut has been that good this season for a Bucks team that is currently a 5th seed in the East with a 36-29 record. 


Finally, barring a sudden spending spree, the San Diego Padres will have the lowest payroll in all of baseball this season.  This is an absolute joke.  San Diego county has a state-of-the-art ballpark, 3 million residents, another country (Mexico)  a half hour away and Orange County only 90 minutes up the freeway.  What is the excuse Padres management?

I don't want to hear about San Diego being a lower tier media market.  A friend of mine mentioned this the other day as a possible reason and it's a bunch of B.S.   San Diego is one of the 8 largest cities in the country and there is absolutely no reason a city like Milwaukee should have a payroll twice the size.  I'm not suggesting that the Padres spend like drunken sailors, but at least throw the fans a bone and bring in a quality bat or two to go along with Adrian Gonzalez.  

I'm glad I got all of that off my chest.  I feel a lot better now...

   

   

 
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