Despite my best efforts, I can't seem to avoid hearing about the following six women on a daily basis:

6.  Sookie - When is the vampire craze going to end?  It's not only teenage girls that are completely obsessed either.  Even thirtysomething (and older) men can't get enough of Sookie, True Blood and Twilight.  Please help me understand the allure.  I just don't get it.   

5.  Snooki - With a couple of exceptions, I have absolutely no use for reality television and refuse to watch shows like "Jersey Shore", "Real Housewives of Washington D.C.", "Real Housewives of Atlanta", "Real Housewives of Chula Vista" and "Real Housewives of Sheboygen."   Enough is enough.  Please make it stop.

4.  Sarah Palin - Although she is certainly nice to look at, don't people realize that Sarah Palin has nothing going on upstairs?  Isn't there a more qualified female candidate for the card carrying righties to support? 

3.  Nancy Pelosi - Harry Reid is almost gone and the most despicable women in the world needs to follow him out the door.  How much more damage can one woman inflict on a country? 

2.  Gloria Allred - Even Jesse Jackson is impressed by this shameless shakedown artist.   Whenever a woman is looking to extort money from a wealthy celebrity, athlete or businessman, Allred is inevitably lurking in the shadows.  

1.  Brett Favre - Wait a second, #4 isn't a chick?  If not, Favre has to be the biggest pussy drama queen in sports.