Babe of the Year:  Sofia Vergara - Tell me I'm wrong.

Whiny Douche: Brett Favre - Only Tiger's star has fallen faster.

Ain't Karma A Bitch: Brett Favre once again. What a disastrous year for #4 and this Wisconsin native doesn't have an ounce of sympathy for him.

Biggest Shrew:  Nancy Pelosi - Despicable with a capital D.  Gloria Allred even thinks so. 

Partisan Hack:  Keith Olbermann - Since my sister-in-law is carrying Sean Hannity's baby I just couldn't give the award to him so Olby gets it by default.

Funniest Flick On DVD:  "In the Loop" - Although "Step Brothers" was a close second.       

Best HBO Movie While Randomly Flicking Through The Channels On A Wednesday Night:  "Old School" - For some reason I forgot how hysterically funny this movie was.  Very entertaining.

Favorite Athlete:  Monta Ellis - Other than my wife and kids I don't know if I love anything or anyone more.

Website To Watch:  PM Sports - It has a little bit of everything...check it out.  Sports Chump is another site that rarely disappoints.

Worst NBA Coach:  Paul Westphal - the man is in completely over his head and the Maloof brothers need to put an end to his reign of incompetence on the bench.  

Biggest Crybaby:  John Boehner - It seems like there are only a few topics that don't make him cry.  Even Glenn Beck thinks the new Speaker of the House cries too much.

Biggest Beast:  Blake Griffin - "He reminds me of me...only with sicker hops" - Shawn Kemp 

Worst Nightmare:  Timofey Mozgov - Is there any doubt that Mozgov can't get the image of Griffin teabagging him out of his head?

Best of the Boob Tube:  "Modern Family" - The word brilliant only scratches the surface.  A perfect cast. 

Person of the Year:  Colin Cowherd - Mark Zuckerberg?  Really "Time"?  You couldn't do any better than that?  What about Colin? His commentaries about Greg Oden, Kevin Durant, John Wall, A.J. Burnett's divorce and Sean Taylor's death were absolutely ground breaking. 

Cowherd is supremely talented, informative, insightful and hilarious...only the exact opposite.  In actuality there is no bigger buffoon on radio and television today.  If CBS airs a show about Cowherd's experiences with women and relationships (evidently a pilot is in development) I may boycott the network for the next decade. 

And on that note the inaugural SDSG Awards have come to an end.  All winners will receive a phenomenal SWAG bag that includes a game worn Shawn Kemp jersey, brand new Kemp's Kids t-shirt and a sperm sample from Shawn (in a small vial).  

Thanks for stopping by to read my little blog this year and don't be a stranger in 2011! Happy Holidays and I'll talk to you again in the new year.