Brooklyn Decker Hits The Silver Screen In Just Go With It

In movie news it should be noted that my ex-wife Brooklyn Decker is co-starring with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in a film called "Just Go With It." It's Brooklyn's movie debut and I couldn't be happier for her.
Evidently, this yellow bikini makes an early appearance and that alone should be enough to shell out $11 to see it.


Is it too late to ask for her back?
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It's all good. I've definitely upgraded since Brooklyn and I decided to part ways. However, despite my frequent requests the current Mrs. San Diego Sports Guy hasn't agreed to wear a yellow bikini to the beach. What happened to love, honor and obey?
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Shit, my wife is way hotter than Brooklyn Decker. And I'm not saying that because A) my wife may be cyber-stalking me B)Valentine's Day is right around the corner or C) my wife knows how to get into my gun safe.
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