Here are three of the five guys who have been in every single fantasy football league that ever existed.  You can click this Yahoo link to read about the other two Fantasy Guys: 

Make A Donation Guy: A perennial cellar dweller. Every other year this guy seems to be bringing the beer. He's happy-go-lucky and just glad his wife gave him a hall pass for the day. Once the draft ends he'll check out for the season. Trade offers will be ignored, waiver moves won't be made and he'll refuse to respond to any chat board assaults on his manhood.

Barely Paying Attention Guy: A first cousin to Make A Donation Guy but a little more clueless and obtuse. It usually takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. Picture The Cruiser from Stripes. This guy only drafts players who recently retired, are seriously injured or who were picked already (Hey Wonderlic - Mark Sanchez was taken forty minutes ago!).

How Does He Do It Guy: He shows up with a legal pad, a list of players and a smile on his face. That's it. This guy is unorthodox (drafting running backs in the first three rounds and/or multiple players from the same team) and takes risks (picks rookies and players a round or two early). Invariably, he'll also end up with a couple hidden gems late in the draft that will make you envious. His teams never wow you on paper but he makes it to the championship game every year -- or at least two out of every three years. This is the guy you aspire to be.